zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

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I’m shy but I will fuck the shit out of you

unclefather:

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

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lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

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maatangi:

yo pakistan chill out ok ur making white kids on the internet uncomfortable

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