Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google
REAL SHIT LMAO
How i feel everytime i speak to someone.
why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room
As a mom, it’s because you aren’t throwing away your fucking trash.
k thanks can you go raise your family
Happy Earth Day!
“what are you doing today”
“ok great so you can help me with this-“
no no no
i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable